Santa also tells Jeremy that the woman he impregnated in the blood ritual he thought was a dream was actually his daughter Heather, who is now part of their coven. Krampus kills Monk and captures Jeremy. Should there be a third entry in this insufferable series, may Krampus help me if I feel like making the same mistake thrice. To buff up the word count to a full-length review, I’ll pull some tidbits off the internet and comment on those instead. “Krampus 2: The Devil Returns” was nominated in nine categories, winning three awards including Best Feature and Best Director, at something called the FANtastic Horror Film Festival in San Diego. All Rights Reserved. The film burns a hot brand with witty writing and gonzo gore whose fun-filled attitudes easily overshadow pesky technical shortcomings. Never mind for a moment that viewers are attracted through questionable means of coattailing a Hollywood production.
Copyright © 2013-2020 Ian Sedensky & Culture Crypt LLC. Stuart’s henchman shoots Harry. All Rights Reserved. Gil introduces Jeremy to Lori Taylor from Buffalo PD, whose child was also abducted. He tries to shoot Santa and then himself, but his shotgun is out of shells. Elsewhere, young Donnie Baker angrily pulls Santa’s beard while sitting on his lap. And those unfortunate souls going in with expectations of entertainment have no idea what dire disappointment is in store. Brian Hatt’s brother Stuart learns that Jeremy Duffin has returned. I’ll accept any accusation that I should have known better. Natasha brings Lori to Stuart. After my wretched viewing of “Krampus: The Christmas Devil,” I didn’t expect anything good to come from watching the sequel.
Krampus abducts Donnie Baker from his home.
The cops from the cabin go to the station and discuss the case with Captain Gil Farabee and former bartender Harry. Featuring an ensemble cast that includes Adam Scott (TV’s Parks and Recreation), Toni Collette (Little Miss Sunshine), Allison Tolman (TV’s Fargo) and David Koechner (Anchorman), this is a wonderfully dark and subversive \"must-¬see film.\" –WEGOTTHISCOVERED.COM (Original Title - Krampus) - 2015 Universal Studios. When he wakes, Natasha and Stuart hold him prisoner alongside Lori. Lori notices Natasha staking out the scene from a distance. - As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. Stuart’s thug trio arrives. Natasha shoots Paul and Gil. With Shawn C. Phillips, R.A. Mihailoff, Tiffani Fest, Melantha Blackthorne. Not sure why they needed the money because the estimated budget on IMDb is $1,200,000. Stuart snaps Dave’s neck, at which point Krampus enters and attacks Stuart. There is no convincing me that anyone involved behind the scenes put heart into making something “good,” or even “good enough.” Performances are on par with an elementary school recital, except even less entertaining. Congratulations on your wins “Krampus 2!” You’ve killed any shot at credibility the FANtastic Film Fest ever hoped to have! Police officers Dave Kane and Paul Sharp go to see detective Jeremy Duffin, now living as a recluse in a cabin guarded by his friend Monk, to get his help hunting Krampus, who has returned to abduct more children in the area. Santa arrives and tells Jeremy he is being punished for killing Santa’s daughter Julie. Santa comes to Krampus’ lair and torments the captive children. “Krampus 2: The Devil Returns” arrives three years after “Krampus: The Christmas Devil,” and takes place five years later in the storyline, yet looks like it was shot five minutes after the first film wrapped since there is no discernible improvement in acting, technical quality, or anything at all really. Uh yeah, that’s not what I wanted out of a “Books of Blood” adaptation either. In which case, we’ve only ourselves to blame for the self-inflicted punishment of willingly walking into the follow-up anyway. I’ll call it “quiet horror.” Too quiet, in fact. Five years after his daughter’s disappearance, Detective Duffin returns to stop Krampus and Santa from abducting more children. Lori follows Natasha and ends up captured. Lori gets loose. Call “Amulet” a slow burn if that helps calibrate personal perspective. Fool me once, fool me twice, and all that. Donnie’s mother Amy frantically seeks help. That misleading “2” in the title no doubt counts on accidental purchases to pad profits. Stuart shoots T.J. in the head for failing to capture Jeremy.
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