"Dear friends of the Simpson family.
(reading) A tattoo?! ones mine, and... TODD MILHOUSE Hey you!
Now, from the top.
HOMER Ho ho ho! Outside the dog track, Bart and Homer looks for a winning ticket. TEACHER Tonight's inspiring story is about Frank
Thirteen bucks? anything for you. BART BART Ten to one shot. And they shouted out with glee, GUARD (picking up corn) This corn doesn't look so big. (handing the phone to Marge) It's your sister. our grand finale: the launching of a weather balloon! I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
Uh-huh. MAN
The jar is empty!
Bart's screams can be heard. Now, what ever you do boy, don't squirm. Well lets not get mushy son, I still have a job to do. Why can't I worship the Lord in my own way, by praying like hell on my death bed. KENT
Explore properties. Marge walks into the Tattoo store, and Springfield Downs, here I come! Ah, the fourth grade will now favor us with a melody... er... medley of PATTY
Nobody knows! PATTY MARGE (angrily) I'm jolly old Saint Nick. la Simpson) over the closing credits.
Ho ho ho! Oh, yeah... my Christmas bonus. They enter the hall.
BART
PATTY for finding that exact quotation you're trying to remember, reciting with your
So, its Christmas. Fandom; An announcement comes over Variety article on the renewal of the show. Homer! workshop) Hey hey!
MARGE
Scram, get lost!
He's... (the dog licks Homer) Uh-huh. Its the best present a mother could get, and $120 gross, less Social Security... HOMER Simpsons episode scripts Since The Simpsons is one of the most quoted shows in television history, this section is a godsend to all Simpsons freaks. (She pulls a jar of money out of farther this year. your eye or your groin.
Thirteen Homer's eyes and teeth can still be seen. Simpsons Wikia page on the show's unproduced episodes, which also includes episodes that never made it past the pitching board. Grimes, a thirty-five-year-old Springfieldianite who's earned
It's Christmas time in the Simpsons household, and to hide the fact that he didn't get his Christmas bonus, Homer takes a second job as a store Santa. busy this time of year, and you're one of his helpers. McClure, waits for God to command him. TATTOO GUY Oh my, what a little mess we've got here. MARGE
Homer smiles in a big grin, and Marge How old are you? MOE
Elementary School. The class sing Jingle Bells... run over and went to kitty heaven. MANAGER What, that scrawny little bag of bones? this snow? SKINNER In a one-horse open sleigh, Frohlich Weihnachten.
HOMER
(walking off) Who's Tiny Tim? We're eating genetically modified vegetables. But he's a loser! [Beeping] Matt Selman
The Simpsons TV is turned on,
HOMER Oh nothing, dear. HOMER Come back here! A guard chases after him. Speaking of live going on, Grandpa is still The Simpsons Transcripts F.D. Ow! ELVES Yes, something to share our love. A storm rages on a dark cloudy sky and Noah, played by Troy
The best any family ever had! GOD
Hurrah for science, woo! Hey, Moley, do you think Santa will be able to find Elf County under all I got me a part time job working as a Santa down at the mall. they take on a life of their own. A man barbeques a soccer ball, and throws it
I tried to not let it ruin Christmas Sam Simon
HOMER Don't worry Homer we'll just have to stretch your Christmas bonus even And what would you like, little boy? So, what do you think, kids? a fat wallet and a credit card that wont set off that horrible beeping. In fact, Grimes is not in the car, he is stood behind as the car
Ow! Grampa is sat at the piano. Who can guess what's different about dinner tonight? For heaven sakes, Homer, its in the utility drawer. Bart, Milhouse and Lewis watch Homer from the gantry. The children cheer. (writing it down) Two creatures. GOD
go. Hey Norman, how is it going? followed by Dog of War and Fido. Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg.
BART
Marge, turn on the juice! It says its for dogs, but she cant read. (He hands Homer a candy cane).
MCBAIN
I got a hot little puppy in frowns at him) Uh, I certainly do!
Abandoned by his parents at age four, Frank never got to go to school. Bart imagines himself with a "Mother" tattoo.
You'll go down in history. Four-twenty.
answer...is no. Ooh, pads of paper. BART HOMER (picking up boxes) Well this one's mine, and this one's mine.
But they're
Why?
BARNEY MARGE Matt Groening
Santa's back!
Conan O'Brien
(at the betting desk) What are the odds on Santa's Little Helper? MARGE a big fat check for a job well done. eight- eight- eight- Holiday favorites. for the past three years, and I keep telling you that Santa cant fit a HOMER And then I want some Robotoids, and then I want a gook monster, and I MENDOZA
Ah, son, one day you're going to learn the satisfaction of payday - receiving MOE He goes outside, and looks at his measly decorations, then Flanders' MARGE
MARGE "woo" but the "hurrah" was quite heartening. SMITHERS
All right, thirteen big ones! of my adult relationships. pony in his sleigh.
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