My father would have never suspected a thing... were it not for one rowdy rabbi. He's like a velvet painting come to life. In that spirit, we bring you Gabbin'About God... sponsored by Ace Religious Supply, where they say... With us once again, our very own three wise men--. Heh-heh. Dad wanted me to follow in his footsteps... but the pull of clowning was too strong. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. Like Father, Like Clown [complete and full] Treehouse of Horror II [complete & full] Lisa's Pony [incomplete & blank/empty] Saturdays of Thunder [incomplete & blank/empty] Flaming Moe's [incomplete & unfixed] Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk [incomplete & blank/empty] I Married Marge [incomplete & blank/empty] Radio Bart [incomplete & blank/empty] Some people got nothing to do but call and hang up. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I can't believe that little boy is you, Bart. It's Herschel Krustofski. Yeah. Spill your guts. We'll hit him where it hurts-- right in theJudaica. My son, Herschel... was first in his yeshiva class. My old friends, right next to my heart. Krusty, why don't you tell us what's wrong? I never want... to see you again, you--you clown! Could you rephrase that as an ethical question? Let's have a warm Krusty welcome for my estranged father... Lenny... a little reconciliation music, if you please. People would come from miles around... to ask his advice. Does it not say in the Babylonian Talmud... "a child should be pushed aside with the left hand... and drawn closer with the right"? And didn't ScratchyJunior look happy playing with his dad... until they got run over by the thresher? Come on. He's like a velvet painting come to life. Well, before you make any rash decisions... let me remind you that the church is changing... to meet the needs of young Christians. Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps. Bart, I am not going to learn ancient Hebrew.
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Like Father, Like Clown Like Father, Like Clown Written by Jay Kogen and Wallace Wolodarsky Directed by Jeffrey Lynch with Brad Bird TV Guide synopsis Bart and Lisa try to reunite Krusty the Clown and his estranged rabbi father (Jackie Mason), who disowned Krusty when he turned from rabbi to clown. Where do I receive this prestigious award? Just get us another bowl of complimentary pickles. A rabbi composes, he creates thoughts... he tells stories that may never have happened... but he does not exaggerate. and from Knots Landing, Miss Donna Mills. Reverend Lovejoy... we need you to help us find a rabbi. Lois Pennycandy, Krusty the Clown's assistant. My father was the most respected man... in the Lower East Side of Springfield. Bart and Lisa try to reunite Krusty the Clown with his father. There was one boy who trusted me... all along. Maybe I'm completely upside down on this whole problem. I hold in my hand the final ax. I'd like to be serious for a moment, if I may. Why would they call... if they don't want to talk? Your religion commands... you make up with Krusty. I hear breathing, but I don't hear talking. How can he hurt someone who loves him so? But I hate missing schnapps night at the Friars Club. F.D.
No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge. Directed by Brad Bird, Jeffrey Lynch.
But the great thing is after thousands of years... of holding on and fighting... they finally made it.".
Get bent. The jesters.". Well, we made a terrible, terrible mistake. Rabbi, did not a great man say... and I quote, "The Jews are a swinging bunch of people. Krusty, tell us. He turned his back on our traditions... on our faith, and on me. 03x06 - Like Father Like Clown. 06/05/98 02:55. "At all times let a man be supple as a reed... and not rigid as a cedar.".
You tell Mr. Saul Bellow... the Nobel prize-winning Jewish novelist... that I lost my appetite. Reverend Timothy Lovejoy, Monsignor Kenneth Daly... and Rabbi Hyman Krustofski. And in order to keep our broadcasting license... we devote Sunday night dead time... to public service shows of limited appeal. For the love of God, cut to the commercial! If you were a musician or a jazz singer... this I could forgive, but this? First of all my real name isn't Krusty the Clown. The French government... wants to give me the Legion of Honor? With all the suffering in the world... do you ever wonder if God really exists?
What's the one thing rabbis prize above everything else? It's all the kids talk about on Monday at school. My dad was a rabbi. Academy Award Playhouse... now returns you to Hercules Versus the Martians. Now I know for sure. Homer, maybe you better take Milhouse home. Poor Krusty. © 2000-2020 Forever Dreaming. I want a nice sandwich, but theJoey Bishop-- too fatty. I don't even like using the bathroom after you. You'll be the coolest kids in the playground. You will go to Bart Simpson's for dinner! Krusty, why don't you tell us what's wrong? It says the little boy... who never lost faith in you has lost faith in you. Milhouse, you can come in, and drop the charade. Eloheinu melech ha-olam... ha-motzi lechem min ha-aretz. A page for describing Recap: Simpsons S 3 E 6 Like Father Like Clown. There are many prominent Jewish entertainers... including Lauren Bacall, Dinah Shore, William Shatner... and Mel Brooks.
Ham, sausage and bacon, with a smidge of mayo. His father was a rabbi. All rights reserved. Our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights. Seltzer is for drinking, not for spraying. "Dear Krusty, this is Bart Simpson... Krusty buddy number I 6302 respectfully returning his badge. Yes. Welcome to our spaceship, mighty Hercules.
I'm still not convinced... and this is hardly the time to discuss it.
Your pratfalls and punchinello antics... aren't necessary here. I do a radio call-in show with him... every Sunday night. Oh, the best charity is to give and not let other people know.
It's a long shot, but that's all I can do... without learning ancient Hebrew. Like Father, Like Clown is the sixth episode of Season 3. in season 6 No. A man who envies our family... is a man who needs help. I got some dynamite stuff from Rabbi Simon Ben-Eliazar. I never heard the plight of my people... phrased so eloquently. First of all... my real name isn't Krusty the Clown. I've wasted my womanhood asking that same question. ", "who will bring redemption? or you'll get such a zetz... that you won't even know what hit you. Yes, it's just that saying the Brucha brings back... a lot of painful memories. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Bart Simpson.". Well, okay. I'm a first-time caller, long-time listener. Jay Kogen and Wallace Wolodarsky agreed to parody the 1927 movie The Jazz Singer and establish that Krusty is Jewish. Like Father, Like Clown Directors Jeffrey Lynch Brad Bird Writers Jay Kogen Wallace Wolodarsky Series The Simpsons Season 3 No. Speaking of charity... don't you think it's time you forgave your son? Like Father, Like Clown is the sixth episode of the third season of The Simpsons. Episode - 8F05 First Aired - 10/24/1991 In the second (and last) episode directed by …
I always suspected that nothing in life mattered. But what if your example encourages others to give? Great, we came all this way, and it's the wrong guy.
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Didn't ltchyJunior look happy playing with his father? Ah, heh... That's all the time we have for today. He'll be so happy, he'll cry in his beard. Hey, Krusty, you going to finish... that meat loaf, or what? Yes-- for great is the car with power steering... and Dyna-Flo suspension. Sweetie, I'm sorry... but Krusty isn't coming to dinner again. I mean, I've heard of persecution... but what they went through is ridiculous. Could you direct me to President Francois Mitterand's table?
If a son defies his father and chooses a career... that makes millions of children happy... shouldn't the father forgive the son? I got my first laughs at yeshiva... impersonating my father. D'oh! Bart, my short, learned friend, the Book ofJoshua says... "You shall meditate on the Torah all day and all night. I'm sorry to inform you... that Krusty will not be joining Bart for dinner. ♪ Ahh, the Simpsons ♪.
His father's father-- … My father tried to extinguish the comedy bug... but it was no use.
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